me: "ahh." *sits on the couch*
robin: "hey, i just cleaned that off so i could sit there. don't be a mofo!"
abby: "yeah daddy, don't be a mofo!"

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abby likes the word "bunghole".

now and then she will giggle and poke her butt and say "i found my bunghole!"

abby discovered foam bathtub letters today. what word did she spell?

the first three letters she picked up and held up excitedly?

F U K

yup, lots of parent-teacher conferences lie ahead...